Palace of Albert and Charlene

On the way to and back from the aquarium, I mapped out the defense structure of Prince Albert II's palace. I hope it's useful to someone who wants to free Charlene from the clutches of His Rotund Blandness and elope with her.

On the way to her chamber, there are these arrow slits. They seem unmanned.

Beware of these on the approach

They've got some ancient cannons guarding the door. Plenty of ammo, but no gunpowder.

Cannons, large caliber, but not maintained

There's a dude pacing back and forth with an AR-15 rifle but he probably has not been issued bullets and has no communication device with which he can alert others. He has a menacing bayonet, but he doesn't look like the bayonetting type; he'd be deathly afraid of getting your blood on his trousers.

In any real army, standing at attention with feet at that angle would get you 100 pushups

Overall, the palace is a soft target and it seems like an easy task to get to Charlene. If you elope with the queen, do you automatically become king, or do you have to dispatch Albert the Rotund? I don't think I could do that. His visage, on constant display everywhere, has grown on me.

If you cross check this display against pictures of the wedding, you'll
notice that a tailor must have altered Prince Albert the Rotund's outfit
to make his gut look smaller

Here's a picture of Guizmo from the hilltop, occupying one of the best spots in the marina.

One of these boats is not like the others